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Norway mass killer Breivik not happy with prison life
Anders Behring Breivik just isn’t digging life in The Big House. As you may recall, Breivik was the Norwegian bundle-of-laughs who strolled onto an youth camp on Utoya Island with automatic weapons and...
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Advice to guy with Romney face tattoo: Next time, get a T-shirt
I try really, really hard to respect everyone’s rights to be as stupid as they want to with how they spend their money and how they express themselves, and not be judgmental. I really do. After all,...
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Eyerollgate! Anatomy of a wag-dogger
Hey, people! Have you heard about Eyerollgate? Batten down the hatches, everybody! Here’s what happened. We’ve got the presidential inauguration dinner going on out there in Washington, right? And...
View ArticleWanna win $10,000? Just debunk Bible’s Book of Genesis
A California creationist is offering $10,000 to anyone who can successfully debunk the Bible’s Book of Genesis to the satisfaction of a circuit court judge. Joseph Mastropaolo, a writer for the...
View ArticleHow dumb is our beloved America? The latest dipstick
A new series of questions from Public Policy Polling seems to have unearthed the latest indicator of how saturated with stupidity America is. Apparently, 13 percent of Americans SAY they’re convinced...
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GMA thinks Putin playing with his dogs is news
At long last, a wag-dogger that actually includes dogs! The world of blog commentarianism finally comes full-circle. For some reason, Yahoo!’s Good Morning America connection posted a picture and...
View ArticleH’wood celebs hope a week of living $1.50/day will solve something
What’s more heartwarming than the notion of a rich, well-connected Hollywood celeb stepping over millions of disenfranchised U.S. citizens on behalf of the plight of people overseas? Apparently, a...
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Suffering war vets should tell D.C.: Tanks for nothing
In case you need a refresher on who’s really running this country, lawmakers from both sides of the aisle are pushing to appropriate about a half a billion dollars in U.S. tax money toward the...
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Wag-dogger: NJ guv Christie kills spider; PETA screams
Here’s the latest non-news news item to crop up: It seems that New Jersey governor Chris Christie (Where in the hell do these Republicans get these names? Reince, Rush, Rand, Newt, Mitt, Chris...
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What is the “Key to the City”, anyway?
This is one of those dangerously ponderous blog entry-like blog entries, but . . . just what the hell is the “Key to the City”, anyway? We’ve seen it on television and in film, this award that is...
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Are another 50 years of annoying JFK conspiracies coming?
After scanning an article about a special scheduled to air three weeks before the 50th anniversary of the John F. Kennedy assassination this coming November, we at TCFP found ourselves once again...
View ArticleCFNS: Self-crucifying bus drivers protested by sign advocates
ASUNCION, Paraguay–Eight city transit bus drivers from Luque, Paraguay who nailed themselves to crosses in protest of being fired for asking for higher pay are now themselves being protested by groups...
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